Admit it, you know at least three guys who look just like this. We don't know why anyone would make a rockabilly rubber chicken, but rest assured you'll never see anything this bizzare again, so you might as well buy it while you can. It even has an annoying squeaky thing inside, perfect for pissing off everybody within earshot. Face it, you need this thing. The Rockabilly Rubber Chicken stands 9.5" tall and is made of soft rubber with lifelike chicken skin texture. Yummy.